What are we cooking?

Originally posted on BABIES:
Do you know that photograph pregnant women get after a sonograph that is all black and white and some sort of a spectre in it, which they keep telling you is the baby who has your nose and aunt Sonia’s head shape, but you’re not really listening because you are busy…

Fee fi fo fum!

Originally posted on BABIES:
I smell the blood of an Englishman. No, wait, I think that’s the cheese I’m melting getting burned again. Let me just check. Oh, hello there, let me act as if I didn’t see that you were reading me at all and continue to make myself loveable for a second. Ok,…