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A development blog we’ll probably be ashamed of.

BABIES

Do you know that photograph pregnant women get after a sonograph that is all black and white and some sort of a spectre in it, which they keep telling you is the baby who has your nose and aunt Sonia’s head shape, but you’re not really listening because you are busy calling Ghost Busters and preparing a ring of white chalk with bat blood spilled around it? It’s hard to believe, but the actual aim of this check is not to scare the living bejeesus out of the few still functioning grey cells you have left, but to check for something wrong with your baby. For example, if it has aunt Sonia’s head shape, or is displaying symptoms of being the son of the devil, which, let’s face it, all kids seem to be.

The sonographer looks at every part of the baby to see if there’s anything abnormal …

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